Okay nyela really inspired me w/ her short story so i wrote my own..here it goes
Dill the pickle:i just wanna get out of this smelly refrigerator
Mary the Mayonaise:Me too! But how are we gonna get out?
Dill the pickle: i have an idea...here goes...okay wen Cynthia Cuzzy comes in for her annual 2:00 snack we sneak up on Steve the String Cheese and we tear off 1 of his strings and unravel him til we reach the bottom of the fridge.
Mary The Mayonaise: What an excellent idea!
Dill the Pickle: i no! now its 1:59 and we have 20 seconds... go sneak up on Steve the String Cheese!
Narrator: Mary the Mayonaise and Dill the Pickle scittered ovr 2 Steve the String Cheese and-
Dill the Pickle:ATTACK!!!!!!!!
Steve the String Cheese: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GET OFFA ME! GET OFFA M-
Narrator: Steve the String Cheese never got 2 finish his sentence because Dill The pickle and Mary The Mayonaise unraveled him..
Dill the Pickle: 10 seconds...
Cynthia Cuzzy: Mhmm i am hungry ooh wuts this a pickle and sum Mayonaise? sounds lyk a good snack...
Narrator:You can probably already guess wut hapened...SHE ATE THEM! THE FAT LOON ATE EM' and that wuz the end of Dill the Pickle and Mary the Mayonaise...2 companions who jus wanted 2 get out. Let this be a lesson 2 u. Whenever u find urself stuck in a fridge tryna get out.DO NOT EVER! TRY 2 ESCApe wen a fat loon lyk cynthia cuzzy is lookin 4 food...
THE END
bahahahah. who eats pickles and mayonaise!!???? and the narrator is hekka funni!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL, if u go to chloes blog family friend thing at the bottom of chloes blog, jasmines the only one w/o a halo! hehehe. i luv all of our familiesss
ReplyDeleteI did thar on purpose. Lol. That's funni to me. I wondered if ne1 would notice. There's to many fat loons in this world. Lmfao funni story. No joke
ReplyDeletehaha i wrote it lyk 2 we ks ago @ skoo wen i wuz heka bored watchin a video about chinese war....
ReplyDeletelol. I get hexa bord in English, cuz we have 2 read these stories in the book. OMG i swear they are so boring. I could like easily go to sleep cuz the class is dead quiet cuz no1 wants to read
ReplyDeletethats exactly why u do nawt deserve a halo urself chloe b cuz ppl who leave ppl out from having halos dont get halos...just sumthin 2 think about
ReplyDeletehow cood u not get a 4.0 if u were homeschooled??!!! thats just wut i was thinking, cuz teachers always get in my way of good grades
ReplyDeleteForreal. Does it make sense if you do all your work in class and participate then why don't you get all your classwork points???!!! Gosh!!
ReplyDeleteyeah/...
ReplyDeletechloe hi hehehe .
ReplyDeletei feel special bcuz jade sed i inspired her yay !!! thnx .
ReplyDeleteAww how sweet
ReplyDelete...think its time for a new post. juss saying lol
ReplyDeleteshe'll prob make a post about ARIZ or sumthingg
ReplyDeletei think most of us will make 1 about AZ
ReplyDeleteSo far Jasmine, Christina And Chloe only made one about ARIZ, maybe I shuld...lol j.k
ReplyDeleteWell jade duzznt rly make posts that often
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